Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself. -Elbert Hubbard.
I wish I had known at Eighteen...That those people will not believe we are acting decently and honestly if they know they would not be acting decently and honestly in our place. -Sydney J. Harris
There are some other things I wish I knew at eighteen. -SoccerRef
The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
We're not primarily put on this earth to see through one another, but to see one another through. - Peter DeVries
If you don't live it, you don't believe it. -Paul Harvey
We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know, because they have never deceived us. -Samuel Johnson.
If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news? - Douglas Adams
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.
You'll never make me change my behavior merely by persualding me that it's ridiculous. - Ashleigh Brilliant
For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill. - Richard Clopton
Be what you is, 'cause if you be what you ain't, then you ain't what you is. -Leroy "Satchel" Paige
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. -Carl Sandburg [1878-1967 poet and biographer]
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